Season 8
The CageTalk Crew is back baby! Hosts Tzhukie B and JT Money watched and reviewed Rage, the 66th Nicolas Cage classic. We talked about #RageTalk, Nicolas Cage’s hair of course, the text messages, playing with guns in the rain, and all the red herrings. IMDB rated Rage 25/50 Randy Quaids, and remember that we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back in the church again! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT Money, and Johnny Spade watched and reviewed The Nun. We talked about God Ends Here, hallways and how to use them, Bride of Christ, X-Files, and JT taught us about Catholics. IMDB rated The Nun 26.5/50 Randy Quaids, and remember that we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back! Hosts Tzhukie B and JT Money watched and reviewed Final Draft. We talked about #beardtalk, was Dawson (Paul) crazy, the clown, dirty vs empty, and Dawson’s cast. IMDB rated Final Draft 18.5/50 Randy Quaids, and remember that we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The CageTalk Crew is back after such a long absence! We needed a break but we are back with another Nicolas Cage classic as we watched and reviewed the 65th Nicolas Cage movie Joe. We talked about G-Daawg: a homeless guy turned actor, Scarface, “chunkin’ it off the bridge”, Johnny’s ‘best scene of the movie’, bottle of wine murder, and the great dog debate. IMDB rated Joe 34/50 Randy Quaids, and remember that we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back for the 7th Annual Christmas episode! Hosts Tzhukie B & Johnny Spade welcomed returning guest Choppers & returning host Jay Biggs for The Noel Diary. At the moment we recorded this, The Noel Diary was the #8 movie in the US on Netflix. We talked about how this isn’t actually a Christmas movie, the book stuff, who the antagonist was, The Afflecks, Die Hard, and lots of masturbation talk. IMDB rated The Noel Diary 30.5/50, and remember that we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The CageTalk Crew is back in the cold again! After a short hiatus, hosts Tzhuk Banner and JT Money are back with another Nicolas Cage classic as we watched and reviewed the 64th Nicolas Cage movie The Frozen Ground. We talked about Bobert Hansen (an actual Alaskan serial killer), how this is kind of a boring movie, of course we referenced The OC, Dexter and which season is the best, and 1983. IMDB rated The Frozen Ground 32/50 Randy Quaids, and remember that we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The #CageTalk Crew is back in the animated world again! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT “Can’t Match Tzhuk’s Energy” Money, and Johnny “Mother Fuckin’”Spade watched and reviewed the 63rd Nicolas Cage classic ‘The Croods’. We talked about humility 101, hybrid animals, Tzhuk’s love for Ryan Reynolds, Guy and all his inventions, murder of crows, cartoon logic, and voice actors. IMDB rated ‘The Croods’ 36/50 Randy Quaid. Listen to hear what we see next, and remember that we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The CageTalk Crew is back in the bank with a double heist! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT Money, and Johnny Spade watched and reviewed the 62nd Nicolas Cage classic Stolen. We talked about the world’s greatest thief, dybbuk’s box, Vince’s mindset, New Orleans/Fat Tuesday/Ash Wednesday, krokodil, the gold heist, and the final boss fight. IMDB rated Stolen 27.5/50 Randy Quaids, and remember that we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back in the old west again! Hosts Tzhuk Banner and Johnny Spade watched and reviewed Tombstone. We discussed the Earp family, Cowboys vs Lawmen, all the action, and Val Kilmer looking increasingly worse throughout the movie. IMDB rated Tombstone 39 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Until next time, we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back on the bus! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT Money, and Johnny “Don’t Fuck with Daddy” Spade watched and reviewed Speed. We talked about Tzhuk Banner acting “like a kid who just saw Toy Story for the 1st time”, bad dialogue vs good script, “action movie physics”, ALL the challenges, and the false finish. Also, Rob Van Dam was our obligatory professional wrestling reference of the episode. IMDB rated Speed 36.5/50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The CageTalk Crew is back! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT “The Devil’s Baby Momma” Money, and Johnny Spade watched and reviewed the 61st Nicolas Cage classic Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance. We discussed if anything matters in this movie, JT’s math skills, Top 5 talk, how is he a Ghost Rider, why not just be a demon all the time, and there is no boss fight/proper ending to this movie. IMDB rated Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance 21.5/50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back in the Rockies! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT “Rhode Island Slut” Money, and Johnny Samsonite watched and reviewed Dumb and Dumber. We talked about the Top 5, which one is dumber, Petey, the fantasy fight scene, the owl party, Surf Ninjas, Rated vs Unrated, and lots of laughing. IMDB rated Dumb and Dumber 36.5/50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The CageTalk Crew is back! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT “Kill Airhorn Tzhukie B” Money, and Johnny Spade watched and reviewed the 60th Nicolas Cage classic Trespass. We discussed Cage/Kidman chemistry, the safe in the house, rich people problems, the nail gun, and the issues this whole movie’s plot centers around. IMDB rated Trespass 26.5/50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back in Gotham again! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT Money, and Johnny Spade went to the movies to watch and review The Batman. We talked about #SnackChat: theater snacks edition, Superman, the new Batmobile, the new dark rainy Gotham, camera contacts, and #HotCelebChat. IMDB rated The Batman 43 out of 50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The CageTalk Crew is back in New Orleans! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT Money, and Johnny Spade watched and reviewed the 59th Nicolas Cage classic Seeking Justice. We discussed rabbit jumping habits, Dr. Suess, rape revenge, Simon and his crew, the foot chases, and how this movie outperformed expectations. IMDB rated Seeking Justice 30.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back in Chicago baby…sort of. Hosts Tzhuk Banner, JT “Babia Majora” Money, and Johnny “Why You Wanna Break My Heart” Spade watched and reviewed Wayne’s World. We talked about the dark Ed O’Neil character, Bevis and Butthead – White Castle movies – Austin Powers, Suck Cut/Suck It, Bugs Bunny, all the sponsorship gags, and of course breaking the 4th wall. IMDB rated Wayne’s World 35 out of 50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The CageTalk Crew is back talking about Nicolas Cage escaping Hell, again! Hosts Tzhukie B and JT Money watched and reviewed the 58th Nicolas Cage classic Drive Angry. We discussed terrible effects at length, 3D craze, JT’s hatred for Texas, super natural powers, the vast amount of violence and deaths, the sexy gun/weapon battle, demon/god killer gun, the cult, and all the car chases. IMDB rated Drive Angry 27 out of 50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is going to the movies! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT “Gut You Like a Fish” Money, and Johnny “Bloody Violence” Spade watched and reviewed Scream 2022. We discussed game fishing – the game of life – Life the game, requels, LOTS of accents, the return of #phonechat, the kills, and the unlikely hero. IMDB rated Scream 2022 37 out of 50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!
The Crew is back to bring in the new year! Hosts Tzhukie B, JT “Queen of Refuse” Money, and Johnny “I Will Always Come For You” Spade watched and reviewed The Princess Bride. We discussed Fatal Attraction/Basic Instinct, how much gushing was going on, grandfather/grandson high jinks, holocaust cloak, sledding, six fingers to a junior dick, and the suffering of the man in black. IMDB rated The Princess Bride 40.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids, and remember we watch movies so you don’t have to, peace out!